Top this, 2014!

2013 was indeed a year. 2014 is also going to be a year. Hopefully eighty thousand times better than 2013. The highlight for me was getting a kick-ass job at Automattic in October. Now let’s look at some numbers of things that I did the way 2013 would have liked best: Buzzfeed style.

1 phone shattered

Turns out it can’t survive a three foot fall if an iPad is body-slamming it to the floor.

1 WordCamp attended

I took every sticker.

2 email templates built

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2 projects contributed to

Seriously, I’ve been having a ton of fun.

4 conventions attended

Two of which involved space, Batmen, and many bars.

3 programming languages learned

That’s right. I know basic PHP syntax now.

4 coworking spaces… worked at

And all of them are pretty much exactly like this.

5 sketchbooks ruined

So many thumbnails.

6 hour Eclipse game played (and won)

“Now I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds fleets.”

8 states traveled to

Including Kansas: Kansas Simulator

10+ WordPress Happiness Hours

I learned so much about certain naughty themes.

12 websites designed and built

That I will admit to building.

14 orders

And about 30 missed UPS deliveries.

20+ games of Cards Against Humanity

HR Violation.

21 github commits

Expect a much higher number in 2014.

35+ Automatticians met

Which is kind of a big deal considering there are only eight in Colorado.

74 Pens penned

Can’t, won’t, don’t stop

420+ quarters used for laundry

So many black T-shirts.

600+ quarters spent at the arcade

Mostly on Stargate pinball.

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